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26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

Alternate title: New York Shitty. posted on Oct. 10, 2013, at 12:31 p.m.

1. When it storms, are those puddles of rain or puddles of the combined urines of the streets? YOU’LL NEVER KNOW.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

2. Those basement-level businesses, or floors in stores, make you wonder what the entire underworld of the city actually looks like.

Those basement-level businesses, or floors in stores, make you wonder what the entire underworld of the city actually looks like.

3. There are countless germs literally everywhere, so good luck not getting sick!

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

4. The subway system could also be called “Underground Hell Tunnels.”

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst
Also, WHEN DO THEY GET CLEANED?

5. The scent of street meat collides with your nose in a fight that you will lose every time.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

6. WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO STAND IF THERE ARE DANCERS DANCING EVERYWHERE ON THE TRAIN?

WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO STAND IF THERE ARE DANCERS DANCING EVERYWHERE ON THE TRAIN?

7. Restaurants should stop being cash only, please. Please. PLEASE.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst
PLASTIC IS WHERE IT’S AT.

8. Garbage day’s unique stench simply engulfs you.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst
IT IS BURNED INTO YOUR NOSE FOREVER.

9. People there are way more fashionable on a Monday than you are on your best day, and that’s just not fair.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

10. Apparently you have to tell taxi drivers the exact route to take (which means you should basically be driving anyways).

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

11. EVERYTHING IS SO LOUD SO MUCH SO MANY LOUD.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

12. You can only go grocery shopping for the exact amount you can physically carry.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst
This is why cars were invented in the first place.

13. Cockroaches are a thing that you have to accept are everywhere?!?!

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

14. There are exactly zero Hair Cuttery locations in New York, which means you have to deal with SNOOTY SALON PEOPLE who will OVERCHARGE YOU over a SIMPLE HAIRCUT.

There are exactly zero Hair Cuttery locations in New York, which means you have to deal with SNOOTY SALON PEOPLE who will OVERCHARGE YOU over a SIMPLE HAIRCUT.

15. Feel like walking constantly in a cloud of cigarette smoke? MOVE TO NYC.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

16. Oh, are five people sitting down? This restaurant is too packed, and it’ll be three hours until you can eat.

Oh, are five people sitting down? This restaurant is too packed, and it'll be three hours until you can eat.

17. Neither you nor your umbrellas will find love because you’re too busy being worried about not getting stabbed in the eye by one.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

18. Waiting underground for a train has melted you/your makeup/your hairspray/your soul.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

19. People must LOVE suddenly remembering how lost they are on the sidewalk then quickly turning around. THEY MUST LOVE IT.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

20. Windows gotta have metal bars on them because otherwise the house you’re living in wouldn’t be safe.

Windows gotta have metal bars on them because otherwise the house you're living in wouldn't be safe.
LOOKS LIKE A REAL FUN TIME.

21. The city is just a fun series of grates that you could fall through at any time.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

22. Do you want to live in a closet and pay too much rent or live two hours away? Those are your only choices.

Do you want to live in a closet and pay too much rent or live two hours away? Those are your only choices.

23. How can there be simultaneously not enough public restrooms AND only gross Starbucks bathrooms?

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst
Just give us a safe place to pee, New York.

24. TIMES SQUARE IS NOT FUN IT IS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE PLEASE STOP BRINGING YOUR FAMILIES THERE.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

25. Restaurants should assume that when you’re dining in a group, you will need separate checks.

Restaurants should assume that when you're dining in a group, you will need separate checks.
PLEASE JUST UNDERSTAND YOUTH CULTURE.

26. There’s a total of four tolerable weeks per year. The rest of it is either Hades or Hoth.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

But since you live here anyways, you might as well make the most of it.

26 Reasons Why New York City Is The Worst

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